Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Before the unit lies the very important task of choosing a name for one of our own. He goes by the god awful name of "Spoon". Which is meant to strike fear into the hearts of his enemys? We think not, good sir!
We are now taking suggestions for his new callsign. Please be brutal as he will not afford you the same quarter when its your turn.
With a last name like Smith, this cannot stand! I propose:
Slick
John
Cheapo
Agent
Sunny