Hear Ye, Hear Ye!
Before the unit lies the very important task of choosing a name for one of our own. He goes by the god awful name of "Zerk". Which is meant to strike fear into the hearts of his enemies?
We think not, good sir. We are now taking suggestions for his new callsign.
Please be brutal as he has not afforded you the same quarter when its been your turn.
For his glorious defense of the Russian Fatherland by killing two friendlies during training including our XO, I suggest the name "Stalin"